lickycat:

i once got 2 hold a lil   baby “c” turtle fresh hatched

Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?

thefunniestpost:

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Hysterical Blog!

(Source: myspacefamosity)



you expect gifts



some people who i actually wanted to come to my grad party didn’t and that sucks

because they said they were coming

we made food for them

and it was really fun

they missed out



I WANT TO GET OUT OF MARYLAND SO FREAKIN BAD OMG ITS KILLING ME!!!!!

vermont

california

peace corps

here i come xoxoxo



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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you expect too much just let me be

omg im not perfect

ugh

i got a crush 

on a boy

that i talk to 1% of my life

and im never gonna see ever again

because college 

wow

lol

f

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l



benefits to dating me

  • you have no competition
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • that’s about it actually
  • but i think it’s a good point

(Source: soujizz)



when you try to be funny but things go awry because the person didn’t get it and then makes you feel like shit LOLOL




tyleroakley:

I’m tempted…
(for sale here)


pennysucks:

j3sustits:

omg me

Forever “rebagel”